Don’t worry, my sister has a cameltoe too!
Streetcar Woman - m4w - 44 (Streetcar on St. Charles)
Date: 2010-09-06, 8:50PM CDT
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I sat next to you on the streetcar and you asked me about my fanny pack. I said I was wearing it because I skied the Alps and I keep first aid in it now. You seemed interested…but too shy to really reveal your inner desires. I noticed your cameltoe and you may have seen me looking. Don’t be embarassed-my sister has one too. My name is Raoul, I love sensuality and I’m serious about taking you to The Cheesecake Bistro. I date a lot from this site so please say if you were on the St. Charles Streetcar at noon or four-thirty just so I don’t get you both confused.
(Source: neworleans.craigslist.org)
“I want to be a hipster type of guy. I am a geek right now and would like to become a hipster. Is this possible? What clothes would be fitting and what music would be good?”
You want to… you want… oh my.
Hottie at Chili’s Broadway - m4w - 25 (Boise)
“I saw you working at Chili’s on Broadway today. You had an arm brace. You were really nice and I could tell you were totally into me. Tell me what color of pen I used to sign my receipt so I know it’s you. I really hope you see this, I think we are meant to be. I want to be the chipotle glaze on your chicken crispers.”
A true poet.
“we both must enjoy wearing panties as we seemed to be trying to buy the same colorful ones! ID LOVE TO SEE YOU IN YOUR PANTIES AND HOPE YOU HAVE A PLACE WE CAN MEET!WHEN YOU BENT OVER I COULD SEE THE PINK SHINY PANTIES AND I WANTED TO FEEL THEM!, tel me when we can meet again”
“We made a HUGE mistake. Now we are stuck here in this God-awful place and you can’t even go one day without calling me a bitch and everything I say pisses you off and I spend all day thinking of ways to off myself and you spend all day thinking of new ways to make me feel like a loser. I’m sorry I’m not as exciting as your ex or as smart as you. I’m sorry we ever went down this road.”
Everyone makes mistakes, but falling in love isn’t one of them. We, none of us, ever know what we’re getting ourselves into. Isn’t that part of love’s undying beauty?
“we talked about cats diets, vespa, car trouble, bicycles, home care and hospitality. We should have got coffee or a beer or at least exchanged numbers for lunch some time. This was at the Vons at Riverside Plaza Friday night September 3rd between 11pm and midnight. I felt a connection and I wanted to ask you to meet up again but I thought I could not handle you saying no so I just said ok well I’ll se you around and we shook hands. If you contact me I’d love to at least just meet up for lunch and talk.”
Life is too short to have let you go. We could easily chat about cats and bicycles. Dieting cats on bicycles. What if you were the one? Write back, Eleanor! Write back!
